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ATTACK
Sometime around 2AM last Saturday morning, North Korean Forces invaded Japan and began World War 3. The attack was swift and brutal in force.
Japanese Intel had a hunch invasion was imminent after they had intercepted curious transmissions over military frequency’s earlier in the day and after confirmation of an “advancing hostile force” was reported to Japanese High Command, troops were called to arms and dug in to prepare for the worst.
The first volley of Kimchi was fired at a watery barricade of Miso soup and the gut wrenching screams of defeated Tofu curds could be felt across the world. Yet that was to be only the beginning of the carnage as Korean Ssaengchae Special Forces then literally devoured members of the elite “Gyoza Guard” in an onslaught that was described by some witnesses as “horrific”.
As the situation grew more intense, the Japanese scrambled a half dozen or so of their Shrimp Norimaki fighters in an effort to provide air support to their weakening defense. The brave Norimaki were instantly downed by a barrage of spicy Bulgogi and only a faint scent of burnt Wasabi was left hanging in the cold moist air.
In as last ditch effort to regain control of the situation, the Japanese unleashed their two most sacred fighting units consisting of Tako and Ika Sashimi. For a brief moment, it looked as though the Korean offensive might be stalled as their Kimbab ground units were held off by the Sashimi. That is until an air strike consisting of the fiery and lethal Gochujang was unleashed and all was lost.
Korean 1 – Japan 0 |
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