GTA IV Review

My life as Nico Bellic is fucking hectic. There's always something fucked up I should be doing. Whacking some asshole mobster, jacking somebody's ride, tapping ass, or wasting cock sucker cops. It's fucking endless really. I don't mind though. That's what I came to Liberty City to do shit face.

I came to America to start a new life ok. A life that wasn't supposed to include so much fucked up conflict and violence. That's the reason I left my shitty home land Mother Russia in the first place. But what the fuck can you do? It's what I'm good at. I'm still a pretty shitty driver but I'm getting better. Practice makes fucking perfect I guess huh? I like driving big fuck off trucks because even though they're slow, they're tough. Like me. I can run over lots of shit in a big truck and never even feel it.

I roll with some pretty fucked up dudes and my cousin Roman is a major pain in the ass. He’s always calling me when I'm in middle of some shit but he's family, I fucking love him. I'm aces with a sub machine gun and a dead shot with a sniper rifle so look the fuck out when I'm in your shit hole of a neighborhood. If you don't like my lifestyle then fuck you.

I’m using email regularly now. A first for me but I’m catching on. It's fucking lame though. I haven't had much luck with on-line dating yet, but what the fuck I'm still trying. I send about 3 or 4 messages to whores like you everyday looking for some action. You can drop me a line if you want. Just send your message to gofuckyourself@web.com and I might reply when I’m not busy busting skulls.